How “Twelfth Night” should have ended

(Adapted slightly from this Tumblr post I wrote)

 

Viola: Hey, Olivia… I’m actually a girl pretending to be a guy.

Olivia: Oh yeah, I knew that all along. I just pretended you were a boy because it’s way more socially acceptable for a woman to fall in love with a man. 😉

Viola: Wait, you’re still in love with me?

Olivia: Of course!

Viola: Actually… I think I’m in love with you too! Wanna get married in secret?

Olivia: Heck yeah!! Oh, and by the way, Maria—you shouldn’t marry Sir Toby because he’s a total jerk.

Maria: That’s a good idea! Why didn’t I think of that before? Oh, and I should also go apologize to Malvolio.

Orsino: O, Olivia, my love… where are you going?

Olivia: To go get married to a girl!! 😀

Orsino: Hang on, you’re a lesbian?! Never mind, I give up trying to woo you—it’s never gonna happen. 😛

Sebastian: Hey, Viola! It’s good to see you again! Can me and my boyfriend Antonio join in your super-duper secret same-sex wedding?

Viola: Sure thing! 😀

 

And they all lived happily ever after. XD

 

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